Why was Lara Croft sad?

Because her career was in ruins

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Why is the archaeologist sad?

Because his career is in ruins.

What is the difference between J. Winston and a cat?

One ruins girls clothes and steals crab legs, the other one is also losing the Rose Bowl.

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Why is the network engineer sad?

Because his career is in bits.

Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery?

Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. Couldn't pull a laugh out of her.