Why was Lara Croft sad?

Because her career was in ruins

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Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

What is the difference between J. Winston and a cat?

One ruins girls clothes and steals crab legs, the other one is also losing the Rose Bowl.

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What is an archaeologist?

Someone who's career is in ruins!

What did Alex Trebek say when he was about to lose his job?

My career is in Jeopardy!