Why was Lara Croft sad?

Because her career was in ruins

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Ruin Jokes More Ruin Jokes

What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

How do you ruin a joke?

By reposting it every week!

Career Jokes More Career Jokes

Why did the archaeologist go bankrupt?

Because his career was in ruins

What is an archaeologist?

Someone who's career is in ruins!