Who is an archaeologist?

One whose career is in ruins.

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Why was Lara Croft sad?

Because her career was in ruins

What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme.

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Why was the archeologist depressed?

Because his career was in ruins

Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career?

She had no sense of porpoise.

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Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner?

Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.

What do you call Kurt Russel playing an archaeologist?

Kurt Fossil