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What is an archaeologist?

Someone who's career is in ruins!

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Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

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What did Alex Trebek say when he was about to lose his job?

My career is in Jeopardy!

What career is a perfect ten?

Forensics

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Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner?

Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.

Why did the archaeologist go bankrupt?

Because his career was in ruins