How does Beyonce answer the phone?

HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show

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How many ducks would there be if you saw two ducks in front of two ducks two ducks between two ducks and two ducks behind two ducks?

4 ducks-because they are in a row.

Why has Venus been so distant lately?

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What if you go missing?

How do you expect us to find you if you look like Beyonce on Facebook.

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they were married?

Fiancee

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What kind of music do phones love to hear?

A symphony

Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

The guy likes his power chords too much.

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What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

What bird is most likely to inspire a revolution?

A pigeon... "Coup, coup"

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What does a Bills fan do when they win the superbowl?

He turns off his xbox.

What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl?

The Dallas Cowboys

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How does Beyonce answer the phone?

HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show