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How does Beyonce answer the phone?

HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show

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Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What is not the answer to this question?

Not this.

Why do the Irish always answer questions with another question?

He said, "do we now "

Beyonce Jokes More Beyonce Jokes

What did Jay Z say to Beyonce after having an ice cream shoved up his arse?

I'm feeling a bit sorbet.

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before marriage?

Feyonce

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What's the difference between a man and E.T.?

E.T. phoned home.

Which phone??

Person 1: Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2: Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1: So what about summers then? Person 2: Same, it freezes often as well

Inspire Jokes More Inspire Jokes

What bird is most likely to inspire a revolution?

A pigeon... "Coup, coup"

What kind of music does an inspired Latin fish listen to?

Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.

Superbowl Jokes More Superbowl Jokes

What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl?

The Dallas Cowboys

Why did Eli Manning didn't react to the Broncos winning the Superbowl?

Because the fine bros would sue.

Half Time Jokes More Half Time Jokes

How does Beyonce answer the phone?

HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show

How are husbands like lawn mowers?

They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.