How does Beyonce answer the phone?

HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show

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What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?

Odor Odor in the court!!!

Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

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What's the difference between Beyonce and a shopping bag?

A shopping bag can carry a child.

Why does Beyonce sing "To the left, to the left?

Because black people have no rights

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Which phone??

Person 1: Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2: Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1: So what about summers then? Person 2: Same, it freezes often as well

Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

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Who inspires you?

ME: Peter Piper. INTERVIEWER: What does he do ME: It's difficult to say.

What kind of music does an inspired Latin fish listen to?

Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.

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What does a Bears fan do when his team wins the Superbowl?

He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.

What do Philadelphia Eagles fans do after they win the superbowl?

Turn of madden and go to bed. (I'm an eagles fan)

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How does Beyonce answer the phone?

HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show

How do you know the rules of football was written by an Italian?

You switch sides at half time.