Beyonce Jokes

What's the difference between Beyonce and a shopping bag?

A shopping bag can carry a child.

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What do you call a heavy punch from Beyonce?

A Sasha Fierce!

What does Beyonce bake her cookies on?

Aluminatti foil

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they got married?

Feyonce

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they were married?

Fiancee

What if you go missing?

How do you expect us to find you if you look like Beyonce on Facebook.

How will future generations contact Beyonce's ghost?

They'll hold a Beyonceance.

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce after they got engaged?

Fiancee.

How does Beyonce answer the phone?

HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before marriage?

Feyonce

What did Jay Z say to Beyonce after having an ice cream shoved up his arse?

I'm feeling a bit sorbet.

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How does Beyonce answer the phone?

HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show

How do you know the rules of football was written by an Italian?

You switch sides at half time.

Fiancee Jokes More Fiancee Jokes

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce after they got engaged?

Fiancee.

What did the network engineer give to his fiancee?

A token ring.

Black Woman Jokes More Black Woman Jokes

How long does it take for a black woman to poop?

Nine months.

What do you call a black woman on the moon?

An astronaut.

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?

A bah-humbug.

What did the bee to the other bee in summer?

Swarm here isn't it!

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

How does Yo-Yo Ma answer the phone?

Cello?

What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

Jay Jokes More Jay Jokes

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before marriage?

Feyonce

What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married?

Feyonce.

Beyonc Jokes More Beyonc Jokes

What did Jay-Z call Beyonc before they were married?

Fiance

What do you call a bee that gets engaged?

A Beyonc.

Contact Jokes More Contact Jokes

How do you contact a cross dresser?

Shemail

What's your cell phone?

IPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.