Beyonce Jokes

What's the difference between Beyonce and a shopping bag?

A shopping bag can carry a child.

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What do you call a heavy punch from Beyonce?

A Sasha Fierce!

Why Beyonce?

Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? - Because black people have no rights...

What does Beyonce bake her cookies on?

Aluminatti foil

Why does Beyonce sing "To the left, to the left?

Because black people have no rights

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they got married?

Feyonce

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they were married?

Fiancee

Why is Beyonce always singing about going "To the left"?

Because women have no rights.

What if you go missing?

How do you expect us to find you if you look like beyonce on Facebook.

How will future generations contact Beyonce's ghost?

They'll hold a Beyonceance.

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce after they got engaged?

Fiancee.

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Why does Beyonce sing, "To the left, to the left!"?

Because black women have no rights.

How does Beyonce answer the phone?

HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before marriage?

Feyonce

Why does Beyonce sing the song "to the left"?

Because black people have no rights...

Why does Beyonce say "To the left, to the left"?

Because black people have no rights.

What do you get if you encase Beyonce in rubber and drop her off a cliff?

Bouncy Beyonce.

What did Jay Z say to Beyonce after having an ice cream shoved up his arse?

I'm feeling a bit sorbet.

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What did Jay-Z call Beyonc before they were married?

Fiance

What do you tell a fiance with two black eyes?

Nothing. You already told her twice.

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How are husbands like lawn mowers?

They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.

How do you know the rules of football was written by an Italian?

You switch sides at half time.

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Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

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Why do they call the day after Thanksgiving "Black Friday"?

Because everything is a steal.

Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

Why did the banker leave his job?

He lost interest

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What, why?

Is it my hair Her: no Me: MY LOOKS! Her: no, it's your personality Me: oh thank god

Who's a good girl?

WHOSAGOODGIRRRRLLL Me: *looks around* *slowly raises hand*

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What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing.

What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of Helium?

HeHe

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How many narcissists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One narcissist. The narcissist holds the lightbulb in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

What is the difference between a camera and a sock?

One holds photos The other holds five