Beyonce Jokes

What do you call a heavy punch from Beyonce?

A Sasha Fierce!

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What does Beyonce bake her cookies on?

Aluminatti foil

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they got married?

Feyonce

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they were married?

Fiancee

What if you go missing?

How do you expect us to find you if you look like Beyonce on Facebook.

How will future generations contact Beyonce's ghost?

They'll hold a Beyonceance.

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce after they got engaged?

Fiancee.

How does Beyonce answer the phone?

HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before marriage?

Feyonce

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Inspire Jokes More Inspire Jokes

Who inspires you?

ME: Peter Piper. INTERVIEWER: What does he do ME: It's difficult to say.

How does Beyonce answer the phone?

HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What do you call a bee that lives in America?

USB

Why can you always trust a bee without wings?

Because it's down to earth.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving off a cliff?

A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)

Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller fall off a cliff?

She had mittens on.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do more men die in car crashes than woman?

Because women are at the wheel.

What book do you like the most?

Woman: "My husband's checkbook."

Facebook Jokes More Facebook Jokes

A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?"

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

Why are these Facebook status updates so much more interesting than usual?

Oh, because this isn't Facebook - it's a mattress label. My bad.

Cookie Jokes More Cookie Jokes

What is a hipster Russian roulette?

You got six cookies and five of them is gluten free.

What are eight small pieces of cookie the equivalent of?

One byte

Expect Jokes More Expect Jokes

What is a World Series?

I don't expect you to understand son, you are just a Cub

What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

SINGLE

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

Why does Helen Keller play piano one-handed?

She sings with the other hand.

What genre can't Ed Sheeran sing?

Soul