Beyonce Jokes

What do you call a heavy punch from Beyonce?

A Sasha Fierce!

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What does Beyonce bake her cookies on?

Aluminatti foil

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they got married?

Feyonce

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they were married?

Fiancee

What if you go missing?

How do you expect us to find you if you look like Beyonce on Facebook.

How will future generations contact Beyonce's ghost?

They'll hold a Beyonceance.

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce after they got engaged?

Fiancee.

How does Beyonce answer the phone?

HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before marriage?

Feyonce

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Why was the composer late for work?

He missed Debussy. I'll just leave.

How do you turn a duck into a blues singer?

Leave it out in the sun until its Bill Withers

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What did the bee say to the flower?

Hello honey!

What did the spider say to the bee?

Your honey or your life!

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.

How does a lobster answer the phone?

Shello

Contact Jokes More Contact Jokes

What's your cell phone?

IPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.

How do truckers contact each other in Wisconsin?

They use a Milwaukee-Talkie

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How do you hold a pirate rabbit?

With its buccaneers!

Who holds up stagecoaches and steals laptop computers?

Click Turpin

Feyonce Jokes More Feyonce Jokes

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they got married?

Feyonce

What did Jay Z call his girlfriend when they were dating?

A Feyonce

Fiance Jokes More Fiance Jokes

What did Jay-Z call Beyonc before they were married?

Fiance

What did the network engineer give to his fiance?

A token ring.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why couldn't the man be bothered to look at the origami mountains?

Because it was pay-per view.* "paper view"

How can you tell when a Software Developer is an extrovert?

He looks at shoes when he's talking to you.