Beyonce Jokes

What do you call a heavy punch from Beyonce?

A Sasha Fierce!

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What does Beyonce bake her cookies on?

Aluminatti foil

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they got married?

Feyonce

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they were married?

Fiancee

What if you go missing?

How do you expect us to find you if you look like Beyonce on Facebook.

How will future generations contact Beyonce's ghost?

They'll hold a Beyonceance.

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce after they got engaged?

Fiancee.

How does Beyonce answer the phone?

HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before marriage?

Feyonce

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How does Beyonce answer the phone?

HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show

Black Woman Jokes More Black Woman Jokes

How Long Does It Take A Black Woman To Take A Dump?

9 months.

How long does it take a black woman to poo?

9 mouths

Fiance Jokes More Fiance Jokes

What did the network engineer give to his fiance?

A token ring.

What did Jay-Z call Beyonc before they were married?

Fiance

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

How long does it take for George R.R. Martin to finish a Reddit post?

Answer coming Fall 2017.

Beyonc Jokes More Beyonc Jokes

What do you call a bee that gets engaged?

A Beyonc.

What did Jay-Z call Beyonc before they were married?

Fiance

Fiancee Jokes More Fiancee Jokes

Why are woman's feet always so cold in bed?

Because they have no soles. Joke my fiancee just said to me.

What did the network engineer give to his fiancee?

A token ring.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What did the Gorilla say to his friend when he called him back on the phone?

You-Rang-a-Tang

What did the muslim telemarketer say when he picked up the phone?

Halal?

Contact Jokes More Contact Jokes

How do truckers contact each other in Wisconsin?

They use a Milwaukee-Talkie

Why did the phone keep walking into the wall?

It lost its contacts.