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Beyonce Jokes

What's the difference between Beyonce and a shopping bag?

A shopping bag can carry a child.

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What do you call a heavy punch from Beyonce?

A Sasha Fierce!

What does Beyonce bake her cookies on?

Aluminatti foil

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they got married?

Feyonce

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they were married?

Fiancee

What if you go missing?

How do you expect us to find you if you look like Beyonce on Facebook.

How will future generations contact Beyonce's ghost?

They'll hold a Beyonceance.

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce after they got engaged?

Fiancee.

How does Beyonce answer the phone?

HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before marriage?

Feyonce

What did Jay Z say to Beyonce after having an ice cream shoved up his arse?

I'm feeling a bit sorbet.

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How does Beyonce answer the phone?

HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show

How do you know the rules of football was written by an Italian?

You switch sides at half time.

Rubber Jokes More Rubber Jokes

What is, aside from being rubber, the similarity between an old car tire and 365 used condoms?

It was a Good Year...

What do you call a used rubber in a church parking lot?

Family practice

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why did the lonely man work on his days off?

X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.

Where are the raisins today?

A student used to give his teacher some raisins everyday. He kept giving them for 3 months straight. Then one day he did not give raisins to his teacher. And his teacher asked him "Where are the raisins today?", and the boy said "My rabbit died."

Expect Jokes More Expect Jokes

How do you know when it's time to get a new dishwasher?

When the old one expects you to "do your share"

Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

Beyonc Jokes More Beyonc Jokes

What do you call a bee that gets engaged?

A Beyonc.

What did Jay-Z call Beyonc before they were married?

Fiance

Jay Jokes More Jay Jokes

What did Jay-Z call Beyonc before they were married?

Fiance

What did Jay-Z call his wife-to-be?

Feyonce.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why do businessmen carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk.

What does a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common?

They both can be used to carry vegetables....

Jay Z Beyonce Jokes More Jay Z Beyonce Jokes

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they were married?

Fiancee

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce after they got engaged?

Fiancee.