What book do you like the most?

Woman: "My husband's checkbook."

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What do cannibals put in their soup?

Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.

How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance?

Voodoo like to dance with me '

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What did the woman say to the stamp collector to reject his romantic advances?

Philately will get you no where.

Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

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Which book has the worst cliffhanger?

Anne Frank's Diary

How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!