How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance?

Voodoo like to dance with me '

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What do you call a snake that likes history?

A HISSStorian.

Where do bacteria like to vacation?

Germany

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What did the girl say when she saw a photo on Instagram of an attractive couple at brunch?

Bae-goals

What did the bartender say to the girl that tried to steal a drink?

It was worth a shot.

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What's the difference between a tuna a piano and a pot of glue..?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna What about the pot of glue reddit will ask. Hahahahaha I knew you'd get stuck there

What does the unemployed starving man ask his rich baker friend?

I just need some bread.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

He had no-BODY to go with.

Why are dogs bad at dancing?

They have two left feet