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How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance?

Voodoo like to dance with me '

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Why do bears hate shoes so much?

They like to run around in their bear feet.

What did the farmer say to Pat Sajak?

I'd like to buy an owl

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How do you get girls?

Me: I'm smart and funny. Her: That works Me: No I'm terribly alone, I was just saying.

Why did the girl sit on her watch?

She wanted to be on time.

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Why are Reddit jokes so overused?

I don't know, ask Dave.

When she approached my car window I asked what's wrong officer?

She said "ugh nothing!"

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What do you get if you cross an insect and a dance?

A cricket ball!

Why did the tissue get up and dance?

It had a little boogy in it.