How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance?

Voodoo like to dance with me '

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When people say 'oh, you're still single?

I like to reply with 'wow, you're still married ' I'm popular.

Why is Ponyboy lactose intolerant?

He hates Dairy but likes Sodapop.

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What do Jesus and girls have in common?

The expression on their faces when they got nailed.

Why can't a storm trooper get a girl pregnant?

Because they always miss their target!

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What do you ask from Santa Claus this year?

Oh, just 50 dollars, like always.

What do Mexicans cut their pizza with?

I asked, "What " He said, "Little Caesars!"

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What kind of dance do buns do?

Abundance.

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.