How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance?

Voodoo like to dance with me '

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What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)

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Why are girls like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.

Where do beers go to pick up girls?

Ho Gardens

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What are homeless ducks always asking for?

A lil bit of quack

When someone tells me they're a bodybuilder, I always ask "Not the Dr. Frankenstein kind, right?

Because you can never be too careful.

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What's a Brooklyn contractors favorite dance?

Dewalts

Why are Native Americans the most successfull strippers?

Because when they dance, they make it rain.