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How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance?

Voodoo like to dance with me '

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What kind of music do you like?

The other says, "I'm a big metal fan"

What dose a device that makes electricity and a person who likes a comment on caitlyn's face book page have in common?

They are both generators (jenner-rater)

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What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

Why didn't the girl go into the haunted house?

She didn't have the balls.

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What does a National Geographic magazine or a JC Penney catalog have in common?

Sorry, the punchline is the joke. If you don't get it, ask your dad.

When people go to ask me "hey man, are you from Los Angeles?

I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the French feminine definite article"

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What sort of dance do fish do at parties?

The conga!

What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.