How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance?

Voodoo like to dance with me '

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Who is there?

A person that likes to tell anti jokes.

How do I like eggs?

Ummm...in a cake!

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How awesome were the 50s?

None of the girls had tramp stamps & you could smoke in hospitals.

Why do boys walk fast and girls speak more?

Because boys have one extra leg and girls have one extra mouth.

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Why did the soccer player have to ask for a bib at the restaurant?

Because he was Messi

What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

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Why did all most of the black soldiers die in Vietnam?

When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.

Why wasn't the joke funny at the dance?

There wasn't a punch line.