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Why are there no hand paintings from the old west?

Because they could only draw guns.

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Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith?

Nobody wanted to draw his iron.

Why can't anarchists draw straight lines?

Because they don't have any rulers.

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What's the difference between a feminist and a gun?

Some people are against shooting guns.

What did the American vet did when he came to back from Vietnam?

The guns wasn't in the horse fixing resume!