Why are there no hand paintings from the old west?

Because they could only draw guns.

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Why couldn't the anarchist draw a straight line?

He didn't have a ruler!

Who the hell is this Rorschach guy?

And why does he keep drawing pictures of my parents fighting

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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns.

Why did a gun go to the barber?

Because its bangs were getting long!