Why are there no hand paintings from the old west?

Because they could only draw guns.

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How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long?

AHEM!

Why are horse-drawn carriages so unpopular?

Cause horses are rubbish at drawing

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How do you persuade the US Senate to regulate the laws on guns?

Put them inside a woman's body.

What's the difference between a gun and amnesia?

Oh shoot, I forgot...