Why are there no hand paintings from the old west?

Because they could only draw guns.

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What is it called when an unborn baby dies in a horse-drawn sleigh?

A mis-carriage

My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

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What's the difference between a gun and amnesia?

Oh shoot, I forgot...

What do guns and feminists have in common?

They are very loud when triggered.