Who is this Rorschach guy?

And why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?

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Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

How did the artist paint a picture?

Easel-y.

What do you call it when an oyster takes a picture of itself?

A shell-fie

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

How many of my parents does it take to mow the lawn?

None. They pay me to do it.

What Do Bernie Sander Supporters Call Their Parents?

Roommates

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

How does a blond, get revenge on her blond boyfriend?

She paints a target icon around the outlet.

Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me!

How do you know if a pepper is starting a fight with you?

It gets jalapeno face.