Who is this Rorschach guy?

And why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?

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Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

What do you call someone who puts a picture of themselves in a locket?

Independent

Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?

Q. They think their picture is being taken.

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What do you call a seaside shanty for kids without parents?

A wharfanage

What does a parent say to their boy who keeps missing the toilet?

Urine trouble.

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Bunnies squirm too much.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What did one royal family say to the other before getting into a fight?

Put up your Dukes! I'll just let myself out...

What's cold and always runs from a fight?

Coward ice.