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How does a blond, get revenge on her blond boyfriend?

She paints a target icon around the outlet.

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How does someone pay for a painting?

With Monet

How to you get rid of the dandelions on your lawn?

Paint one of them black the others will move away.

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Why did the blond take a ruler to bed?

To see how long she slept.

Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?

She wanted to get a dark tan.

Outlet Jokes More Outlet Jokes

What's angry most of the time and wants you to stick something hard in it?

An outlet

Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet

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Why is revenge a dish best served cold?

Because it's just-ice

What was Lenin's favourite film?

Tsar Wars episode III: Revenge of the scythe.