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How does a blond, get revenge on her blond boyfriend?

She paints a target icon around the outlet.

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Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Bunnies squirm too much.

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.

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Why didn't the blond call 911?

She couldn't find the 11 on the dial pad.

How do you call a blond who has colored her hair to brown?

Artificial intelligence!

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What's angry most of the time and wants you to stick something hard in it?

An outlet

How does a blond, get revenge on her blond boyfriend?

She paints a target icon around the outlet.

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Why is revenge a dish best served cold?

Because it's just-ice

What does a bird say when it wants revenge?

Toucan play at that game!