What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

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What was it called when the dragon from The Hobbit was thrown out a window?

The Defenestration of Smaug.

Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"

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How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde?

When you can pull the pin and throw it back

What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

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What did the Pelican say to the fish when he was running late for work?

I'll catch you later!

How did Harry Potter get down the mountain?

Running... JK rolling

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Where in the hell are Dora the Explorer's parents?

Do they know she's riding a damn crocodile into a volcano

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

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What did the birthday balloon say to the pin?

Hi Buster.

What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!