What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

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Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why are programmers bad at doing laundry?

They throw all their dirty clothes on the heap.

What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath?

Throw in your washing.

Grenade Jokes More Grenade Jokes

What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How do you stop your water from running?

Stop paying the bill.

What did you do in Iran?

I ran.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it

Why do terrorists in Antarctica love being interrogated?

Snow boarding is fun as hell.

Pin Jokes More Pin Jokes

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

Why did the punk cross the road?

He was safety-pinned to the chicken.