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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

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Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

Throw a load of dirty laundry in.

Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother?

For smoking in bed.

Grenade Jokes More Grenade Jokes

How are a grenade and a wife similar?

If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone

What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why do prescription pills always say "by mouth?

Where else would people put th... Ooooooh.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I wouldn't pay $300 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What is the best thing to take when you're run over?

The number of the car that hit you.

What do you get when you run a canary over with the lawnmower?

Shredded tweet.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What would you folks like?

HER: I'll have the s- ME: WHO THE HELL IS THIS GUY!

What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.

Pin Jokes More Pin Jokes

What is Jeremy Clarkson's PIN number?

Nought two sixty.

What did the birthday balloon say to the pin?

Hi Buster.