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What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

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Grenade Jokes More Grenade Jokes

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

What do you call a grenade thrown into a restaurant in France?

French Toast.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What gets harder the longer it stays in your mouth?

Bubblegum

What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What runs all day but never gets tired?

Water.

Why did the dog run in circles?

He was a watchdog and needed winding.

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

Why was the blond late on her first day of work?

Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.

What do you call it when a blond dyes her hair?

Artificial Intelligence.

Pin Jokes More Pin Jokes

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

What did the birthday balloon say to the pin?

Hi Buster.