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What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

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Grenade Jokes More Grenade Jokes

How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde?

When you can pull the pin and throw it back

What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why was the frog down in the mouth?

He was un hoppy!

How do you know when a politician is lying?

Their mouth is moving.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What Pokemon likes to run?

Lucardio!

Why are fire engines red?

You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

How does a blond like her eggs in the morning?

Fertilized

Pin Jokes More Pin Jokes

What did the birthday balloon say to the pin?

Hi Buster.

How do you call a play on numbers?

A pin.