What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

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Grenade Jokes More Grenade Jokes

What do you do if a blonde person throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde?

When you can pull the pin and throw it back

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth?

He wanted to smoke a joint!

How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast?

He foamed at the mouth.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Which bird ran for President?

H. Ross Parrot

What is a mexican's favourite sport?

Cross-Country Running

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

What did the blond do when she missed the 66 Bus?

She took the 33 bus twice instead.

How does a blond like her eggs in the morning?

Fertilized

Pin Jokes More Pin Jokes

How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde?

When you can pull the pin and throw it back

What did the birthday balloon say to the pin?

Hi Buster.