What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

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Why did the frat boy throw away his curtains?

He was trying to get some Natural Light.

Why do baseball pitchers make bad doctors?

Because when asked to 'give it to them straight', they throw a curveball!

Grenade Jokes More Grenade Jokes

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What u doing?

Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u

What goes into the mouth of a quarter horse?

Two bits!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a nun on the run?

A ROMAN CATHOLIC!

How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?

They'll tell you

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why are u home so early?

Hubby: "My boss said go to hell!"

What's white & falls from the sky?

The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.

Pin Jokes More Pin Jokes

What is Jeremy Clarkson's PIN number?

Nought two sixty.

Why did the punk cross the road?

He was safety-pinned to the chicken.