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What was it called when the dragon from The Hobbit was thrown out a window?

The Defenestration of Smaug.

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What was it called when the dragon from The Hobbit was thrown out a window?

The Defenestration of Smaug.

What do Super Mario Brothers, and relationships have in common?

Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess

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Why do people throw coins into foutains?

Why do people throw coins into fountains? I don't know, doesn't make any cents.

Why was the belt thrown in jail?

He held up a pair of pants.

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What do you call a man in the window?

INNUENDO!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a dog and Windows 10?

A dog knows what is 'no'.

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What was the name of The Hobbit who went to get frozen yoghurt?

Froyo Baggins.

What do you call 13 dwarves and a hobbit inside a mountain?

A *smaugasbord*.

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How does Smaug copy files to a USB stick?

Dragon drop

Why couldn't the dwarves renew their lease on the Lonely Mountain?

It failed the Smaug test.