What was it called when the dragon from The Hobbit was thrown out a window?

The Defenestration of Smaug.

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Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.

How to Train Your Dragon 2' Me: Friend: Me: to what?

Friend:

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What do you get when you throw a piano down a mineshaft?

A-flat minor (or a broken piano)

How did the Hulk's mind blow?

Somebody threw a bone very far and Hulk yelled "HULK GET IT! HEY WAIT."

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What do you call 2 guys hanging on the wall around a window?

Kurt and Rod.

Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9.

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Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

What was the name of the hobbit who went to get frozen yoghurt?

Froyo Baggins.

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How does Smaug copy files to a USB stick?

Dragon drop

Why couldn't the dwarves renew their lease on the Lonely Mountain?

It failed the Smaug test.