What was it called when the dragon from The Hobbit was thrown out a window?

The Defenestration of Smaug.

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What was it called when the dragon from The Hobbit was thrown out a window?

The Defenestration of Smaug.

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A parsnip.

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The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

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Stop using Chex as a weapon!

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Because seven "ate" nine.

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What was the name of The Hobbit who went to get frozen yoghurt?

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What was it called when the dragon from The Hobbit was thrown out a window?

The Defenestration of Smaug.

Why couldn't the dwarves renew their lease on the Lonely Mountain?

It failed the Smaug test.