The Defenestration of Smaug.
They love to swim in gold coins.
A wiggle wyrm.
Throw in a load of laundry, and soap
Children don't throw tantrums when there's a rerun of some content.
Because nobody gets it.
Because 7 8 9
Because he was bored of the rings!
The White Wizzer
It failed the Smaug test.