Hobbit Jokes

What do hobbits secretly call Gandalf when he drinks too much?

The White Wizzer

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What kind of environment do hobbits live in?

A hobbitat

What do 8 hobbits make?

A hobbyte.

What do you call a pompous Hobbit?

Bilbo Braggins

Why did The Hobbit put his phone on silent?

Because he was bored of the rings!

What's it called when Hobbits build houses for other Hobbits?

Hobbitat for Humanity

What was it called when the dragon from The Hobbit was thrown out a window?

The Defenestration of Smaug.

Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

What was the name of The Hobbit who went to get frozen yoghurt?

Froyo Baggins.

What did The Hobbit say to the Japanese man as he was leaving?

Shirenara!

What do you call 13 dwarves and a hobbit inside a mountain?

A *smaugasbord*.

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Which disease do hobbits fear the most?

The Bilbonic plague.

What do you call a hobbit that looks good in pictures?

Frodo-genic