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What's it called when Hobbits build houses for other Hobbits?

Hobbitat for Humanity

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What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

What is the only difference between this year and last year?

A building in Dubai.

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What did the Mexican say when his house collapsed on him?

Hey, get off me homes!

Why can't ewoks yell in the house?

Because they have to use their Endor voices.

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When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

What do you call the border between humanity and animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

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What was the name of The Hobbit who went to get frozen yoghurt?

Froyo Baggins.

What do you call it when a hobbit lives in the ghetto?

Worcestershire

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What kind of environment do hobbits live in?

A hobbitat

What's it called when Hobbits build houses for other Hobbits?

Hobbitat for Humanity