What's it called when Hobbits build houses for other Hobbits?

Hobbitat for Humanity

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What do angry beavers build?

DAMNITS!

What building has the most stories?

A library.

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What's the difference between a toilet and a sink?

Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.

Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?

That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

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When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

What do you call the border between humanity and animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

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What was the name of The Hobbit who went to get frozen yoghurt?

Froyo Baggins.

What do you call it when a hobbit lives in the ghetto?

Worcestershire

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What kind of environment do hobbits live in?

A hobbitat

What's it called when Hobbits build houses for other Hobbits?

Hobbitat for Humanity