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What did the homeowners of house haunted by windows have?

Phantom panes.

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What did the blind man say when he was asked what he thought about the renovation plan of his house?

I don't know.. I just don't see it.

How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

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What do computers and air conditioners have in common?

Neither work when you open windows.

Why is it called Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9.

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Why did the haunted house not like rain?

Because it dampened his spirits.

How can you tell when a bar is haunted?

It's full of Boo's and Spirits.

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What did the homeowners of house haunted by windows have?

Phantom panes.

What did the homeowner say to the fruit growing gardener?

Water me lawn