What did the homeowners of house haunted by windows have?

Phantom panes.

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Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house?

It swept with his girlfriend

What part of the house does a ghost not use?

The living room

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Why was the Windows PC broke?

It ran out of cache.

What's the difference between a four year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

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Why are all liquor stores haunted?

Because they're full of spirits.

What do you mean the school must be haunted?

Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.

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What did the homeowners of house haunted by windows have?

Phantom panes.

What did the homeowner say to the fruit growing gardener?

Water me lawn