What did the homeowners of house haunted by windows have?

Phantom panes.

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What do people in florida do when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

What do you call houses who have good behavior?

Manors.

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How does Bill Gates enter his house?

A. He uses "windows".

What do you call a helicopter with no radar and no windows?

A Helenkelicopter.

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Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant?

He got crped out.

What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license

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What did the homeowners of house haunted by windows have?

Phantom panes.

What did the homeowner say to the fruit growing gardener?

Water me lawn