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What did the homeowners of house haunted by windows have?

Phantom panes.

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House Jokes More House Jokes

How do you know you let a hippie stay at your house?

He's still there.

What do you call an actor that has just paid off his house?

Mortgage Freeman

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

Haunt Jokes More Haunt Jokes

What do you mean the school must be haunted?

Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.

What do you call a dead chicken that's haunting your house?

A poultrygeist

Homeowner Jokes More Homeowner Jokes

What did the homeowners of house haunted by windows have?

Phantom panes.

What did the homeowner say to the fruit growing gardener?

Water me lawn