Why did the man drink two beers with his lunch?

Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.

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Why did the bear run around his bed?

He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

What did the man say to the bee who wanted to learn the alphabet?

Nothing lmao bees cant learn.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a night of drinking?

I set WHO free?

How do bros want their drinks?

NOICE!!!!

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Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market?

He was caught taking a leek.

How long have you felt this way?

Man: "Ever since I was an egg."

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What did Bobby Mcferrin say to his beer?

Don't worry, be hoppy

How many dwarves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What do they have for lunch at Monster School?

Human beans boiled legs pickled bunions and eyes-cream.

What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.