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Why did the man drink two beers with his lunch?

Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.

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Why did the man put his car in the oven?

Because he wanted a hot rod.

How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends what you want it to change into...

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Why was the hipster drinking milk?

He liked Ice Cream before it was cool

Why was the volleyball player drunk at a game?

Because he spiked his drink

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What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

How did they light their cigarettes?

One man threw a cigarette overboard and the boat became a cigarette lighter.

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How do you change root beer in to a beer?

Put it in a square cup

Why is a beer like a woman?

After you drink one you can't shut up or drive.

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What did one plate say to the other?

Lunch is on me.

What's Sad About Lunch in Ethiopia?

There is no lunch.