Why did the man drink two beers with his lunch?

Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.

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Why did the rich guy crash his car?

He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends

Why did the pharaoh retire?

Because he did not want to be part of a pyramid scheme

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Who pays for the drinks?

The German!

Why are law students known for drinking?

They are getting ready for the Bar exam.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb?

Not all of them.

What do you call a man who cuts down trees?

A tree feller.

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Why do rabbits prefer IPA's over other kinds of beers?

Because they use extra hops

What will you be drinking?

Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.

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What are two things dinosaurs can't have for dinner?

Breakfast and lunch.

What did Hillary have for lunch the other day?

Little Seizures