Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.
They don't want to be ostrich-sized!
Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.
An hour later you're hungry for power.
A double Gin
God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making Satan: A bong.
A crowbar.
One with a lot of hops.
Because you can't drink and derive
One's constantly preparing for lunch.
A plain one.
