What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1. No mind. 2. No business.

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What are the 2 rules of success?

No1: Don't tell everything you know.

What kind of fish is made of two sodium atoms?

2 Na!

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What do you call a man that marries another man?

A minister! Courtesy of a patient.

Why did the man with acute bronchitis go on holiday?

Because he had a wee cough

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What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1. No mind. 2. No business.

What did the elevator say to the stairs?

Never mind, I'll escalator

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What would be different if men got pregnant?

Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay and morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.

Why does Bernie Sanders only drink skim milk?

He can't stand the 1%

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Why did the air freshener company go out of business?

Because they lacked common scents...

Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet?

No connection

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What's the reason Bollywood Cast parties are awkward?

They think Cast is spelled with an e.

Why was the blind guy always so happy?

He couldn't see any reason not to be!