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What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1. No mind. 2. No business.

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What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

What did the 2 oceans say to each other?

Nothing. They just waved.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man say when he got his dancing robot to work?

It twerks!" I don't know how this came to me..

Why was everyone saying such kind, loving words to the man?

The man was a corpse being buried forever.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What's the difference between a shopping cart and a radical feminist?

A shopping cart will, on occasion, exhibit a mind of it's own

What color should I get?

Keep in mind my walls are eggshell and cinnamon.

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

What kind of milk does Mitt Romney drink?

1%

What do you get when you put a number 1 and a number 2 on your calculator?

A huge mess.

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

Why did Reddit's restaurant go our of business?

All of its servers were busy

How did you get into my house?

Business.

Reason Jokes More Reason Jokes

How man redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to change it and nine to downvote for no reason.

Why are 1980 pennies worth more than 1979 pennies?

Dads joke) The same reason 10 pennies is worth more than 9.