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What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1. No mind. 2. No business.

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What do you call a Blonde in the dirt?

Her name was Cindy she had a husband and 2 children

What's Terrance Howard's favorite Radiohead song?

1 x 1 = 2) + 2 = 5"

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.

Why didn't the man report his stolen credit card?

The thief was spending less then his wife.

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What did Terry-Thomas say before giving oral?

I say, Mind the gap

What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman?

She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.

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What weebles and wobbles but can't get up?

Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men

Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa?

I thought he didn't care about the 1%

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What happened to the man who owned a riding academy?

Business kept falling off!

How do dogs do business?

Pro-bono

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What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1. No mind. 2. No business.

What's your favorite pirate joke?

Friend has an eyepatch on for some reason or another and I'm running out of decent jokes.