What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1. No mind. 2. No business.

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What did the chemist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

Why does Euler's Number say it's "going number 2" when it pees?

Because its natural log is 1.

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What kind of Aircraft is into Men and Women?

A Biplane.

Why can't rock climbing instructors get dates?

Because they rappel men and women.

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What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.

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Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

How does Rudy Giuliani count to 10?

He doesn't he skips 1-8 and says 9-11 ten times.

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What do you call a sister who works for you?

Nun of your business.

What business is King Kong in?

Monkey business.

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What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1. No mind. 2. No business.

What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.