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Why is Russia a very fast country?

Because the people are always Russian!

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What would you call a Russian invasion of Alaska?

Ice Krim(http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/%D0%9A%D1%80%D1%8B%D0%BC)

What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

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What do most people do when they see a python?

They re-coil!

What do you call a pirate that pees on other people?

Rrrrrrrrrrrr Kelly

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Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

What was the Tsar of Russia's favorite fish?

Tsardines!

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What do you call a fast country?

I ran. Which one is faster Rush sia. How about d fastest E jeep. No K

Why is Russia a very fast country?

Because the people are always Russian!