Why is Russia a very fast country?

Because the people are always Russian!

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How does a Russian catch fish?

A niet!

Why did the cosmonaut forget to pack extra underwear?

Because he was Russian.

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Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Bunnies squirm too much.

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Because they reject setian.

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What is Russia's favorite type of pasta?

Putinesca

How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

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Why is Russia a very fast country?

Because the people are always Russian!

What do you call a fast country?

I ran. Which one is faster Rush sia. How about d fastest E jeep. No K