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Why is Russia a very fast country?

Because the people are always Russian!

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What are their nationalities?

Russian and Finnish!

What's the best language to describe the hectic holiday shopping season?

Russian

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What do you call a pirate that pees on other people?

Rrrrrrrrrrrr Kelly

What's the difference between my face and my jokes?

People laugh at my face.

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Why did Russia close all of its airports?

The planes were stalin.

Why can't the NSA leaker leave Russia?

Because he's Snow'd-in!

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What do you call a fast country?

I ran. Which one is faster Rush sia. How about d fastest E jeep. No K

Why is Russia a very fast country?

Because the people are always Russian!