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Why is Russia a very fast country?

Because the people are always Russian!

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What did Russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

Where do the Russian separatists go to complain about their lives?

Crimea River

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why did Elvis' mom get mad when people called him "Elvis the pelvis"?

Because he had a brother named Enos.

What do people and trees have in common?

They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

What do chicken, beef and Russia have in common?

They are all against Turkey

Why is Edward still in Russia?

He's Snowden.

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Why is Russia a very fast country?

Because the people are always Russian!

What do you call a fast country?

I ran. Which one is faster Rush sia. How about d fastest E jeep. No K