Why is Russia a very fast country?

Because the people are always Russian!

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What do you call a Russian with three testicles?

Hudyanika Bolokov

What does the Russian President's wife scream during foreplay?

Putin! Putin!

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Why does the graveyard have fences?

Because people were dying to get in!

How do depressed people play the violin?

With a razor and their wrist.

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What did Russia say to Ukraine after the conflict was over?

Cry me a peninsula.

What was the Tsar of Russia's favorite fish?

Tsardines!

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What do you call a fast country?

I ran. Which one is faster Rush sia. How about d fastest E jeep. No K

Why is Russia a very fast country?

Because the people are always Russian!