What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink?

Gravi-tea!

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What do you get if you cross a dentist and a soldier?

A Drill Sergeant

What did Adele say when she crossed the road?

Sing* Hello from the other side!

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Why is it called "Alien vs Predator"?

Isn't predator an alien too They should've just called it "Some Aliens"

What did the alien say to the gas pump?

Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you!