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What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink?

Gravi-tea!

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

Why did the black chicken cross the road?

It was being chased by the kluck kluck klan

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Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

What do you say to an alien with two heads?

Hello. Hello.