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What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink?

Gravi-tea!

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What do you get when you cross a duck and a fire work?

A firequacker

What do you get if you cross a SJW and Jason Voorhees?

Social justice.

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Why haven't we found aliens yet?

Because they are searching for intelligent life too.

How is November's election like the Alien vs Predator movie?

Whoever wins...we lose.