Take me to your lieder!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Because they're not garbage collectors.
Alien vs. Predator
You're drunk ET, go home!
Alien vs Predator.
Because they are easier to see in the dark.
When he's an alien!
Alien vs Predator
Tractor beams.
They trod on his corn.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Alien versus Predator.
Gravi-tea!
A human chu
Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible
Take me to your breeder!
Isn't predator an alien too They should've just called it "Some Aliens"
With an astroknot.
Take me to your liter!
Hello. Hello.
And this is just their way of breaking the ice.
A mars-upial
A MARSHian
Austalian
Ayy
Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name
Something from another universe -ity!
We need a ROOF!
Whoever wins...we lose.
E.T. the extra testicle.
Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you!
Fill in the blank or answer the question.
Because they are searching for intelligent life too.
With Starbucks!
Threw his baby out the window.
It didn't match with the Iron Curtains.
Having the women inside of you telling you what to do.
Bring it to a bool.
A sticky Wicket.
Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.
Because no one will look for them.
Nothing. They both look good hanging from trees.
Choice" is your ability to make decisions, "choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.
So that there's no chance of a hung jury
Let MEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWt
Because they are non-voting felines!
Alien 2: Celebrating the existence of their mothers. Alien 1: I ate my mother. Alien 2: As did I.
Because they lost an I.
Because he didn't want toupee.
An earwig!
