What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?

Here Kitty kitty kitty'!

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What language do cats speak?

Catonese

What do you call it when a Cat wins a Dogshow?

Cat-has-trophy. Such punny. Much Cringe.

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What does a pound, a dollar and rumble have in common?

For a dollar you can get a pound of rubles.

How does a dog catcher gets paid?

By the pound.

Kitty Jokes More Kitty Jokes

What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?

Here Kitty kitty kitty'!

What did the kitty say when it ran for mayor??

Now, that was one politi-cat debate!