What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?

Here Kitty kitty kitty'!

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Who's there! Cat! Cat who?

Cat you understand!

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What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?

Here Kitty kitty kitty'!

What did the kitty say when it ran for mayor??

Now, that was one politi-cat debate!