What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?

Here Kitty kitty kitty'!

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How do you know when a cat's done cleaning itself?

It's smoking a cigarette.

How'd you get the scratches?

Flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.

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What's a dog's least favorite unit of measurement?

Pounds

What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

Kitty Jokes More Kitty Jokes

Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat?

To see if there was any more money in the kitty!

What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?

Here Kitty kitty kitty'!