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What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?

Here Kitty kitty kitty'!

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"

What do you get when you cross a duck and a cat?

A Chinese restaurant's newest entree!

Pound Jokes More Pound Jokes

What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

Why are there so many dogs at the pound?

Because no one wants them.

Kitty Jokes More Kitty Jokes

Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin?

There was some money in the kitty!

Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat?

To see if there was any more money in the kitty!