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What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?

Here Kitty kitty kitty'!

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Whats so special about "demon cats"?

Aren't all cats pure evil

What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.

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What's the difference between a Pound and a Dollar?

A dollar

What's the quickest way to lose pounds?

The UK National Lottery!

Kitty Jokes More Kitty Jokes

Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat?

To see if there was any more money in the kitty!

What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?

Here Kitty kitty kitty'!