What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?

Here Kitty kitty kitty'!

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What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!

Why do cats chase birds?

For a lark!

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Because you have to court her before you pound her.

What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?

Here Kitty kitty kitty'!

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What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?

Here Kitty kitty kitty'!

What kind of cat should you take into the desert?

A first aid kitty!