What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?

A first-aid kit!

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What country do all cats wish to get their food from?

Viet NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold?

He has cat-arrh!

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What happened when a frog joined the cricket team?

He bowled long hops!

What did the worm want to do when he grew up?

He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).

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What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?

A first-aid kit!

Why did the cat join the Red Cross?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit!

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Why did the cat join the Red Cross?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit!

Why should you always have thyme in your first aid kit?

Because thyme heals all wounds.