What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?

A first-aid kit!

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Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

Why did the cat join the Red Cross?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit!

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Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church?

He wanted to speak in tungsten.

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Why did the cat join the Red Cross?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit!

What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?

A first-aid kit!

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Why did the cat join the Red Cross?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit!

What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?

A first-aid kit!