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What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?

A first-aid kit!

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Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat?

Cats can't drive!

What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute?

My cat would be dead before I got 50

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What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?

A first-aid kit!

Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party?

They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.

Red Cross Jokes More Red Cross Jokes

Why did the cat join the Red Cross?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit!

What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?

A first-aid kit!

Aid Kit Jokes More Aid Kit Jokes

Why should you always have thyme in your first aid kit?

Because thyme heals all wounds.

Why did the cat join the Red Cross?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit!