What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?

A first-aid kit!

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What do cats read in the morning?

Mewspapers!

What do you call a cat that torrents movies?

A copy cat.

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How do you get Americans to join a World War?

Tell them it's nearly finished.

What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?

Join the Hare Force.

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What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?

A first-aid kit!

Why did the cat join the Red Cross?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit!

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Why did the cat join the Red Cross?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit!

Why should you always have thyme in your first aid kit?

Because thyme heals all wounds.