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What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?

A first-aid kit!

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.

What type of wind is named after both a cat and a bat?

Katabatic

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Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.

Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force?

They can't hide behind billboards.

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Why did the cat join the Red Cross?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit!

What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?

A first-aid kit!

Aid Kit Jokes More Aid Kit Jokes

Why did the cat join the Red Cross?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit!

What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?

A first-aid kit!