Why should you always have thyme in your first aid kit?

Because thyme heals all wounds.

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What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

Why should you always have thyme in your first aid kit?

Because thyme heals all wounds.

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Who ever said time cannot be bought?

I bought some thyme yesterday.

Why should you always have thyme in your first aid kit?

Because thyme heals all wounds.

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Why did the cat join the Red Cross?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit!

Why should you always have thyme in your first aid kit?

Because thyme heals all wounds.

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Why should you always have thyme in your first aid kit?

Because thyme heals all wounds.

Why doesn't Achilles have any scars?

His wounds always heel.