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Why should you always have thyme in your first aid kit?

Because thyme heals all wounds.

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What did Jesus say after he healed the blind man?

Made you look!

Why should you always have thyme in your first aid kit?

Because thyme heals all wounds.

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He's a Thyme Lord

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Why should you always have thyme in your first aid kit?

Because thyme heals all wounds.

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Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit!

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His wounds always heel.

Why should you always have thyme in your first aid kit?

Because thyme heals all wounds.