Why should you always have thyme in your first aid kit?

Because thyme heals all wounds.

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What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

What did Jesus say after he healed the blind man?

Made you look!

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Why do herb pickers have so many hobbies?

They've got a lot of thyme on their hands

What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme.

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What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?

A first-aid kit!

Why did the cat join the Red Cross?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit!

Wound Jokes More Wound Jokes

Why doesn't Achilles have any scars?

His wounds always heel.

Why should you always have thyme in your first aid kit?

Because thyme heals all wounds.