Why should you always have thyme in your first aid kit?

Because thyme heals all wounds.

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What did Jesus say after he healed the blind man?

Made you look!

What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

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What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!

What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme.

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What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?

A first-aid kit!

Why did the cat join the Red Cross?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit!

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Why should you always have thyme in your first aid kit?

Because thyme heals all wounds.

Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.