The doctor had to heal-ium.
Made you look!
Because thyme heals all wounds.
Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.
In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.
He never got no respec. *edited to make grammar worse
Absolutely nothing.
Because he makes all the ladies wet.
Nocturtle
Hello, ladies
Cuz he couldn't see it (Probly already posted but I've never seen it on r/jokes before)
I can't, I'm not a conductor.".
Jesus wasn't Mexican. He was human.
Jesus in a submarine.
He stubbed his MiyamoToe....I'll see my way out.
He lost interest.
Because he had no one to look up to.
Elephino.
