Heal Jokes

What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

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What did Jesus say after he healed the blind man?

Made you look!

Why should you always have thyme in your first aid kit?

Because thyme heals all wounds.

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Why did the thoroughbred break up with the wild horse?

Because she was looking for a stable relationship.

What did one Pencil say to the other?

Your looking Sharp!

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was *actually* Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What do you get when you elect Bernie Sander's son as president?

A son Bern

Whose son was Edward the Black Prince?

Old King Coal!

Thyme Jokes More Thyme Jokes

Who ever said time cannot be bought?

I bought some thyme yesterday.

Why should you always have thyme in your first aid kit?

Because thyme heals all wounds.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did Rembrandt lose his house?

Because he was *Baroque*.

Where would you find an elephant?

Pupil:"You don't have to find them they're too big to lose!"

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did the Limestone feel unappreciated?

Because he thought people were taking him for granite.

Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?

Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why are prosthetic limbs so in fashion?

Anyone can pull them off

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What would happen if pigs could fly?

Bacon would go up!

What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.