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What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

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What happens to a tipped cow?

They can't MOOve

What happened to the hippy chemistry teacher when he spilled his chemicals?

He tripped on acid

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What do you call a Doctor who received all 'D's in Medical School?

Doctor

What do you call two doctors with the same career?

Pair of medics.

Hydrogen Atom Jokes More Hydrogen Atom Jokes

What does a lawyer, a pine tree, and a hydrogen atom have in common?

Absolutely nothing.

What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

Collide Jokes More Collide Jokes

What did the black holes say when they collided?

Nothing, they just waved. (Sorry)

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

Heal Jokes More Heal Jokes

What did Jesus say after he healed the blind man?

Made you look!

Why should you always have thyme in your first aid kit?

Because thyme heals all wounds.