What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

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They had a wedding reception.

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What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

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What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

What did Jesus say after he healed the blind man?

Made you look!