What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

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What happens when the Batman sees Catwoman?

The Dark Knight Rises.

What happened to the two zombies who went on a date?

They had a mantic** time.

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Why can I never be a doctor?

Because I don't have any patients

Why doctor?

Doctor: "Because I'm trying to talk to you, and it's very distracting."

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What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

What does a lawyer, a pine tree, and a hydrogen atom have in common?

Absolutely nothing.

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What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

What did the black holes say when they collided?

Nothing, they just waved. (Sorry)

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What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

Why should you always have thyme in your first aid kit?

Because thyme heals all wounds.