What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

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What happens to a tapeworm after it dies?

It will be interred.

What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

It was repossessed!

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What do you call a Med School student who graduates with all C's?

A Doctor.

What did the doctor say to the Mesothelioma patient?

There's not much I can do, but I'll do asbestos I can!

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What does a lawyer, a pine tree, and a hydrogen atom have in common?

Absolutely nothing.

What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

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What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

What do you get when two giraffes collide?

A giraffic jam!

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What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

Why should you always have thyme in your first aid kit?

Because thyme heals all wounds.