What did the doctor say to the airplane that has canser?

It's terminal.

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Why, with twice the population of the United States at the time didn't China invent the airplane first?

Well, two Wongs don't make a Wright.

Who should you pray to if you don't want the airplane that you are on to get diverted?

Diversion Mary

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Why did the man go to the doctor after taking his friend to work?

He had carpool tunnel

Why did my husband die?

Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"