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What did the doctor say to the airplane that has canser?

It's terminal.

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Who should you pray to if you don't want the airplane that you are on to get diverted?

Diversion Mary

Why did the airplane no longer work?

Because it was ly ill.

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What do you call a Tungsten Holmium compound with a Doctorate?

Doctor WHo

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...