What happens when almonds die?

Diamond

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Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.

What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?

If one bit you you could ride it to hospital!

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Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.

How did the grave robber perish when he became trapped in a pyramid?

He died of asphinxiation!

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Who's there! Almond! Almond who?

Almond the side of the law! Kn

What happens when almonds die?

Diamond

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Why do we say dogs are man's best friend? Why not say dogs are man's and woman's best friend?

Because diamonds are a woman's best friend.

Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner?

Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.