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What happens when almonds die?

Diamond

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What happens when so-and-so step in the neutrino's urine?

He develops LEPTONspirosis.

What happens when breed a shark and snowman?

You get a frostbite!

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What do you do when a Chemistry teacher dies?

Barium

What is the worst that can happen to an atheist caricaturist?

To die as a martyr.

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Who's there! Almond! Almond who?

Almond the side of the law! Kn

What do you get when you cross peanuts and almonds?

Deez Nutz

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What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards?

In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.

Why was the diamond depressed?

He had been under a lot of pressure lately.