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What happened when the Mrs. Smith's truck collided with the Tastykake truck?

Pyrex

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What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond?

He had him newt-ered.

What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?

They will give you a piece of your mind.

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How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)

What is the difference between Will Smith and Scotland?

Independence Day

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What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

What do you get when two giraffes collide?

A giraffic jam!