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Why did the bus stop?

Because it saw the zebra crossing.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop millions of children from going to bed hungry every night?

Take away their beds...

What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What "bus" crossed the ocean?

Columbus.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus?

You Pokmon!

Zebra Crossing Jokes More Zebra Crossing Jokes

Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this

Why did the bus stop?

Because it saw the zebra crossing.