Why did the bus stop?

Because it saw the zebra crossing.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.

Why did the blonde have a hysterectomy?

She wanted to stop having grandchildren.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why did the bat miss the bus?

Because he hung around for too long.

What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

Zebra Crossing Jokes More Zebra Crossing Jokes

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

Why did the bus stop?

Because it saw the zebra crossing.