Why did the bus stop?

Because it saw the zebra crossing.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

Because Happy Hour ended.

What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why did little Johnny lose his ice cream?

He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

Zebra Crossing Jokes More Zebra Crossing Jokes

Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this

Why did the bus stop?

Because it saw the zebra crossing.