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Why did the bus stop?

Because it saw the zebra crossing.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What kind of bus can cross the ocean?

A Columbus.

Why are you on this bus?

Aren't you supposed to be driving around in a car

Zebra Crossing Jokes More Zebra Crossing Jokes

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

Why did the bus stop?

Because it saw the zebra crossing.