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What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why was the road in so much pain?

Because it has a carpool tunnel.

Why did Tina Fey cross the road?

To get another Golden Globe. Tina Fey walks into the Tina Fey,the Tina Fey asks "How can i Tina Fey you?to which Tina Fey reply,"Ah just give me a Tina Fey" and then leaves with a Golden Globe. Unbreakable is good.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What do you call Usain Bolt when he's running from a lion?

Fast food

How was school?

4: Trenton said his dad likes to go outside and fight lions - laughs - oh honey - nobody would name their kid Trenton

Cub Jokes More Cub Jokes

How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?

2016

What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series?

They Leave a Trail of Tears

Hunt Jokes More Hunt Jokes

What did the predators say before they went hunting?

Let us prey first.

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!

Zebra Crossing Jokes More Zebra Crossing Jokes

Why did the bus stop?

Because it saw the zebra crossing.

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'