What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the pop punk chicken cross the road?

To get out of this town.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What did the lion say to the antelope?

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*

Cub Jokes More Cub Jokes

How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?

2016

What is the difference between a polar bear and the World Series?

One has cubs

Hunt Jokes More Hunt Jokes

What's the difference between golf and Lady Godiva?

One is a hunt on a course.

What did the vegetarian lion say before going hunting?

Lettuce prey

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

How did the Neanderthal dad teach his son how to wear underwear?

Color coded: "Yellow in front, brown in the back"

Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

Zebra Crossing Jokes More Zebra Crossing Jokes

Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this

Why did the bus stop?

Because it saw the zebra crossing.