What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Blackbeard cross the road?

To indicate where the treasure is buried.

Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What's yellow and smells like a zebra?

Lion vomit.

What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

Cub Jokes More Cub Jokes

What do you call a bad Cubs game?

Unbearable

What is a World Series?

I don't expect you to understand son, you are just a Cub

Hunt Jokes More Hunt Jokes

What did the vegetarian lion say before going hunting?

Lettuce prey

Why are there no feminists in Japan?

Because they hunt whales.

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)

Zebra Crossing Jokes More Zebra Crossing Jokes

Why did the bus stop?

Because it saw the zebra crossing.

Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this