What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

Previous Random Joke Next

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Adelle cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.

How did the road break its ankles?

The chicken crossed it.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What did the lion say to the antelope?

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

Cub Jokes More Cub Jokes

How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?

2016

Why are the bears such a bad football team?

Because when they were little, they were cubs. I'm so sorry

Hunt Jokes More Hunt Jokes

Why are there no feminists in Japan?

Because they hunt whales.

What did the vegetarian lion say before going hunting?

Lettuce prey

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

What do you get when you teach Android grammar?

A droid

What happens when a professor teaches for a decade?

He gets Tenyear.

Zebra Crossing Jokes More Zebra Crossing Jokes

Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this

Why did the bus stop?

Because it saw the zebra crossing.