What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

What is a salad's favorite type of road?

A bowl-ivard

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What did the lion say to the antelope?

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Why did the lion spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny.

Cub Jokes More Cub Jokes

What is a world series?

I don't expect you to understand son, you are just a Cub

How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?

2016

Hunt Jokes More Hunt Jokes

What's the difference between looking for a lost golf ball and Lady Godiva?

Looking for a lost golf ball is a hunt on a course.

Why do Ethiopians have fly swatters?

To hunt for their food.

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

What's your favorite joke appropriate for a 6-8 year old?

I am a ski instructor and I've recently been teaching these two boys who are 6 and 8 year old brothers. I realized today that I know zero jokes appropriate enough or funny to this demographic. I feel like they think I am super boring. Give me some help to make the chairlift more exciting!!

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

Zebra Crossing Jokes More Zebra Crossing Jokes

Why did the bus stop?

Because it saw the zebra crossing.

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'