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What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What is a salad's favorite type of road?

A bowl-ivard

Why did religion cross the road?

God is the answer.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

Why can't you ever trust a cat?

Because they are always lion

Cub Jokes More Cub Jokes

Why are the bears such a bad football team?

Because when they were little, they were cubs. I'm so sorry

What is the difference between a polar bear and the World Series?

One has cubs

Hunt Jokes More Hunt Jokes

What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

Why is seeing a snow leopard on the hunt almost, but not quite the rarest thing in the world?

A ready predator is pretty rare, but not as rare as a pretty redditor!

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

What dance did the Rastafarian teach Ash Ketchum?

Dah okey pokey mon.

What do you call parents who teach abstinence only?

Grandma and grandpa.

Zebra Crossing Jokes More Zebra Crossing Jokes

Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'