What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road?

Rust-in-peace.

Why are you Late Today?

Teacher: Why are you Late Today? Student: Because of sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late? Student: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What's the difference between a tiger and a lion?

A tiger has the mane part missing!

What happens when you zip up a lion?

It rars

Cub Jokes More Cub Jokes

Why are the bears such a bad football team?

Because when they were little, they were cubs. I'm so sorry

What is the difference between a polar bear and the World Series?

One has cubs

Hunt Jokes More Hunt Jokes

Why did Boba Fett work alone?

Because he was hunting Solo.

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

What happens when a professor teaches for a decade?

He gets Tenyear.

Why did the hippy teach the lumberjack calculus?

So he'd use natural logs!

Zebra Crossing Jokes More Zebra Crossing Jokes

Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'