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What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had!

Why did the zoo close the big cat exhibit?

Because they just kept lion around!

Cub Jokes More Cub Jokes

What's the best thing about being a Cubs fan?

Not being from Detroit.

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

Hunt Jokes More Hunt Jokes

Why do Ethiopians have fly swatters?

To hunt for their food.

Why pink camo?

Do people hunt barbie jeeps or try to sneak up on pepto bismol

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

What do you call it when your child teaches you something they are interested in?

Learning from your mistakes.

What do you get when you teach Android grammar?

A droid

Zebra Crossing Jokes More Zebra Crossing Jokes

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this