What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

What did Adele say when she crossed the road?

Sing* Hello from the other side!

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What do you call a show full of lions?

The mane event!

Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet

Cub Jokes More Cub Jokes

What is a World Series?

I don't expect you to understand son, you are just a Cub

How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?

2016

Hunt Jokes More Hunt Jokes

Why is seeing a snow leopard on the hunt almost, but not quite the rarest thing in the world?

A ready predator is pretty rare, but not as rare as a pretty redditor!

What's the difference between looking for a lost golf ball and Lady Godiva?

Looking for a lost golf ball is a hunt on a course.

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

Why do turkeys always gobble?

They havent been taught good table manners!

How did Zarathustra introduce his peanut-based health drink?

I teach you the goober quench!

Zebra Crossing Jokes More Zebra Crossing Jokes

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this