Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this

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Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy?

Because all the roads lead to Rome.

Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!

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What does Uncle Vernon not do today?

Post.

Why were the 2 in love melons upset?

Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)

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Why does tigger smell?

Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..

Why is it a bad idea to give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.

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Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this

What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food?

PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)

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Why do tigers have stripes?

They don't want to be spotted.

How are tigers like sergeants in the army?

They both wear stripes!

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Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'