Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this

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Why Did The Hedgehog Cross The Road?

Because he wanted to see his flat mate.

Why didn't the Marshmallow Peep cross the road on Easter?

Because it was a little chicken.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

It's pointless just like this post

What do you call a girl between two posts?

Annette.

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Why is it a bad idea to give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.

What do you say when your neighbor's 5 year old goes missing?

Nothing.

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What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food?

PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)

Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this

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What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo?

A stripey jumper!

Why does Tiger have to take so many baths?

Because he plays with Pooh all day.

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Why did the bus stop?

Because it saw the zebra crossing.

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'