Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this
Teacher: Why are you Late Today? Student: Because of sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late? Student: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"
To show he wasn't a chicken.
Cause it couldn't get on the right track. I made that joke when I was little and remembered it today, might as well post it.
Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.
5-year-old: Long. Me: I'm sure tomorrow will be better. 5-year-old: Wait, I have to go back
A Sandy Hook Survivor
PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)
His mom is Thai and his dad is.......
Win-Rawr.
Because it saw the zebra crossing.
