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Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this

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Why did the free-range chicken cross the road?

Because he could.

Why did the fish monger cross the road?

Just for the halibut.

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Why do the ghosts never win races?

Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.

How do you get a post that's not a joke into /r/jokes?

Like this.

5 Year Old Jokes More 5 Year Old Jokes

How did Jared from Subway get food poisoning?

He ate a 5 year old weiner

What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food?

PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)

5 Year Old Son Jokes More 5 Year Old Son Jokes

Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this

What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food?

PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)

Tiger Jokes More Tiger Jokes

What do tigers wear in bed?

Stripey pyjamas!

What did the tiger say to the detective?

I'm not lion. Ill be here all week...

Zebra Crossing Jokes More Zebra Crossing Jokes

Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'