Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this

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Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.

What do you call a doe that swerves all over the road?

A rackless driver...

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How to make an idiot curious?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

What do you call a girl between two posts?

Annette.

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What's your favorite word?

5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.

Why couldn't the 5 year old go to the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13.

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What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food?

PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)

Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this

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Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this

What did the tiger say to the detective?

I'm not lion. Ill be here all week...

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Why did the bus stop?

Because it saw the zebra crossing.

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'