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Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the Canadian cross the road?

Because that's the direction his car was sliding.

How did the headless chicken cross the road?

In a KFC bucket.

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

How to make an idiot curious?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

What does Uncle Vernon not do today?

Post.

5 Year Old Jokes More 5 Year Old Jokes

What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

What's the difference between a 5 year old kid and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

5 Year Old Son Jokes More 5 Year Old Son Jokes

Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this

What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food?

PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)

Tiger Jokes More Tiger Jokes

Why did Siegfried and Roy close their bakery?

A batch of Tiger bread turned on them.

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo?

A stripey jumper!

Zebra Crossing Jokes More Zebra Crossing Jokes

Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this

Why did the bus stop?

Because it saw the zebra crossing.