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Why were the 2 in love melons upset?

Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)

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Why does VALVE end with 2?

Because they can't count to

What is the difference between a 5 and a 2?

3

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Why do husbands typically die before their wives?

They want to.

Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

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Where'd you get that black eye?

Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...

What did everyone think?

STEVE: PAUL: JANE: SARAH: MARK: DAVE:

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Why can't the sun talk?

First post) It doesn't have an ellipse.

How do you keep someone curious?

I'll tell you on my next post

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

Why did the melon plan a big elaborate wedding?

Because he cantaloupe.