Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

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Why does Bob Marley like jpegs, gifs and pngs but hate svg?

Because they're raster graphic images.

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Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

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X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.

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Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

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Do their parents know they are outside, interacting, and getting exercise

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Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix

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D:

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What do you call a melon that will be single forever?

Cantaloupe

Why do melons always have church weddings?

Because they cantaloupe.

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What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?

They both cantaloupe.

Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...