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Why were the 2 in love melons upset?

Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)

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2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.

What do you call 2 lambs dating?

A relationSHEEP.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's white and washes your socks?

Your wife.

What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why couldn't the lizard be aroused?

He had a reptile dysfunction (I just made that up but I'm sure it's been thought of)

What do you think Mozart is doing right now?

Decomposing.

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...

What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

Why did the melons plan a big wedding?

Because they cantaloupe!