Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

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What do you call the second-most hated politician in America?

Madam President.

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Because it gives them square roots

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What's a parrot's favourite song?

I love Parrots in the Springtime!

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Radicals. He loved finding the "root" of problems...

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What happened to Casper the friendly ghost after his parents got divorced?

His mom got soul custody.

Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

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Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

What are a pirate's least favorite letters?

D, M, C, and A.

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What are Kierkegaard's two favourite fruits?

Melon and Broccoli!

Why did the melon have commitment issues?

Because he cantaloupe

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Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

What do you can a pessimistic antelope?

A cantaloupe