Why were the 2 in love melons upset?

Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)

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What did the Spanish fireman name his 2 sons?

Jose and Hose B

Why were there only 1,000 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

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How did Mr Cheese paint his wife?

He Double Gloucester.

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

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What is the difference between God and a police officer?

God doesn't think he's a police officer.

Why were the 2 in love melons upset?

Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)

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Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

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Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

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Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.