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Why were the 2 in love melons upset?

Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)

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What's the craic?

2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.

How did 3 know 4 was a Ballerina?

He had a 2-2.

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What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

Why does my shampoo smell like gasoline?

And when did my wife start smoking

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Why was most of Jesus' walk downtown very awkward?

Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.

What do you call it again where you think of a tweet while you're offline so you have to say it out loud?

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Why is it good to post jokes about feminists?

It promotes equality.

What did the redditor do to a post?

He rEDDITed it. I'll leave.

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Why were the 2 in love melons upset?

Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)

Why can't the two melons get married?

I don't know but they cantaloupe.