Why were the 2 in love melons upset?

Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)

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What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

What's Queen Elsa's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe