Why were the 2 in love melons upset?

Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)

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How does Avis feel to be #2?

It Hertz

Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.

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What did the Challenger Austronaut day to his wife before he left?

You feed the kids, I'll feed the fishes.

How to make your wife take care while driving?

Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.

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What do you call it when the women in the back of a mexican brothel talk after working all night?

Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think.

Why did the citizen run for Sewer Commissioner?

He thought it was his civic doodie!

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What did the reddit admins say to the mods?

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Why do the ghosts never win races?

Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.

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Why do mushmelons always have traditional marriages?

Because they cantaloupe.

What do you can a pessimistic antelope?

A cantaloupe