What do you call a melon that will be single forever?

Cantaloupe

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How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon?

Melon-collie!

Why did the melon insist on having a big wedding?

Because it cantaloupe.

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What is someone who just got left at the alters least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe