Why couldn't the melons be together?

Everyone knows melons cantaloupe.

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What's that over there?

I don't know but I just got a raging clue

How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

Sigh* Parenting is hard.

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What do you call a watermelon in California?

A melon

Why couldn't the melons run away and get married?

They cantelope.