What do you call a melon that will be single forever?

Cantaloupe

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Why did the melon have commitment issues?

Because he cantaloupe

Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

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Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.

What do you call a melon with overbearing parents?

Cantaloupe.