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What do you call a melon that will be single forever?

Cantaloupe

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Why do melons tend to have large weddings?

They cantaloupe

Why couldn't the man marry the melon?

It was a cantaloupe.

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Why do melons always have church weddings?

Because they cantaloupe.

What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.