What do you call a melon that will be single forever?

Cantaloupe

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Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe.

Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.

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What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.

What type of fruit is impossible to marry?

Cantaloupe