What tea do footballers drink?

Penaltea!

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Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

What do refugees drink?

Foreignade.

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What tea do hockey players drink?

Penaltea!

What do Englishmen like more than tea?

Tea tea

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Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Because he liked sole music!

How do footballers send messages?

By referee-mail.

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What tea do footballers drink?

Penaltea!

What tea do hockey players drink?

Penaltea!