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What tea do footballers drink?

Penaltea!

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Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?

I told her that drinks were on the house

Why is almond milk called almond milk?

Because nobody would drink it if it was called nut juice.

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What is a politician's favorite kind of tea?

Infideli-tea.

What kind of tea does an anarchist drink?

Cheap generic iced tea. Because proper tea is theft.

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Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch?

He was the skipper!

What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?

Sorry it was a freak hic!

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What tea do footballers drink?

Penaltea!

What tea do hockey players drink?

Penaltea!