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What tea do footballers drink?

Penaltea!

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Where do intergalactic keyboards go to drink?

Space Bars

Why does a blonde keep empty beer bottles in her fridge?

They are for those who don't drink!

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How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch?

Tea, Rex?

Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

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Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Because he liked sole music!

What did the German Footballer name his pet?

Schweinsteiger.

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What tea do footballers drink?

Penaltea!

What tea do hockey players drink?

Penaltea!