What tea do footballers drink?

Penaltea!

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Why should you always take two Mormon's fishing?

Cause if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

Why didn't the pig have to pay for drinks on the cruise?

It was all-oink-lusive.

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What kind of tea does water make?

Humiditea.

How did the hipster burn their tongue?

They drank their tea before it was cool.

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What did the German Footballer name his pet?

Schweinsteiger.

What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?

Sorry it was a freak hic!

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What tea do hockey players drink?

Penaltea!

What tea do footballers drink?

Penaltea!