Why didn't the pig have to pay for drinks on the cruise?

It was all-oink-lusive.

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Why do Americans drink their tea cold?

Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor.

Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!

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Why do zoos pay for simian liability insurance?

To avoid monkey suits

What's the difference between a fraternity and a gang?

Gangs don't have to pay for friends.

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Why did Katie Holmes get rid of her fancy car?

She got tired of all that Cruise control.

Why didn't the pig have to pay for drinks on the cruise?

It was all-oink-lusive.

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Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon.