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Why didn't the pig have to pay for drinks on the cruise?

It was all-oink-lusive.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why do the English drink warm beer?

Lucas refrigerators.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a night of drinking?

I set WHO free?

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What do they use to pay for things in the Vatican?

Paypal

Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.

Cruise Jokes More Cruise Jokes

What do you call a line dancer on a cruise?

A. An Ocean "Liner"

What do you call a group of zombies watching The Sixth Sense while on a cruise?

High Seas Dead People

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What did the pig say to the drunk man?

Licence and registration please.

Why isn't there a Superpig?

It's too hard for a pig to change clothes in a telephone booth.