Why didn't the pig have to pay for drinks on the cruise?

It was all-oink-lusive.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do people drink at Club Obi-Wan?

Qui-Gon Gin.

How often do I drink Blue Moon?

Once in a while.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How is Bernie going to pay for free college for everyone?

No problem! He'll just make Mexico pay for it!

What is the difference between a Garbanzo bean and a Chickpea?

I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

Cruise Jokes More Cruise Jokes

What's a barber's favourite kind of holiday?

Cruising on a clipper.

What do you call a group of zombies watching The Sixth Sense while on a cruise?

High Seas Dead People

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?

It was Valenswine's Day.

What kind of trucks do pigs drive?

A pig up truck