Why didn't the pig have to pay for drinks on the cruise?

It was all-oink-lusive.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do ghosts drink for Halloween?

BOOOOZE!

What does Batman put in his drinks?

Just ice.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why should you be sure to pay your exorcist on time?

You wouldn't want to get repossessed!

What does a pirate pay for his corn?

A buccaneer!

Cruise Jokes More Cruise Jokes

What do you call a line dancer on a cruise?

A. An Ocean "Liner"

What's a barber's favourite kind of holiday?

Cruising on a clipper.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What's the strongest muscle on a pig?

The hamstring.

Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend?

He was a boar.