Why didn't the pig have to pay for drinks on the cruise?

It was all-oink-lusive.

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Why do people say love is like chemistry?

Because you can put it in someones drink

Where did Steve Jobs and Bill Gates go to get a drink?

The Space Bar

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Where do shapes go to pay for their crimes?

A prism.

How is Bernie going to pay for free college for everyone?

No problem! He'll just make Mexico pay for it!

Cruise Jokes More Cruise Jokes

What airline allows you to pee in cruise?

Wizz Air

Why is it that you never see a black person on a cruise?

They're not falling for that one again..

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What would happen if pigs went on strike?

They'd form pigget lines.

Why do pigs have flat snouts?

From running in to trees.