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Why didn't the pig have to pay for drinks on the cruise?

It was all-oink-lusive.

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Why did the man open a rooftop bar?

He wanted to have drinks on the house.

Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!

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Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss

Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

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What airline allows you to pee in cruise?

Wizz Air

What is Tom's favorite kind of joyride?

A cruise

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

When pigs get a toothache who do they see?

Painless Porker.

Why should you never take a pig out on a date?

She might squeal on you.