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Why didn't the pig have to pay for drinks on the cruise?

It was all-oink-lusive.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What kind of water do you drink when the snow melts?

Spring water.

Why do you have to take more than one Baptist with you when you go fishing?

Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?

You would pay to have a potato on you...

What does the highest paid WNBA player make?

Sandwiches.

Cruise Jokes More Cruise Jokes

What do you call a line dancer on a cruise?

A. An Ocean "Liner"

Why did Katie Holmes get rid of her fancy car?

She got tired of all that Cruise control.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you call a pig with three eyes?

Piiig

What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

An inj-oink-tion.