Why didn't the pig have to pay for drinks on the cruise?

It was all-oink-lusive.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

What do ants drink?

Tea. It's an ant tea joke.

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What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

What is the difference between a Garbanzo bean and a Chickpea?

I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

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What do you call a group of zombies watching The Sixth Sense while on a cruise?

High Seas Dead People

What airline allows you to pee in cruise?

Wizz Air

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What should you say to a pig on roller skates?

Don't say anything. Just get out of the way.

What do you call an oversize motorcycle for pigs?

A hog hog.