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Why didn't the pig have to pay for drinks on the cruise?

It was all-oink-lusive.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What did the dyslexic chemist do?

He drank H20, too!

What do mathematicians drink?

Anything to ease the pain.

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How much do pirates pay for piercings?

A buccaneer!

Why didn't Greece vote for Tyrion?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

Cruise Jokes More Cruise Jokes

What's a barber's favourite kind of holiday?

Cruising on a clipper.

What airline allows you to pee in cruise?

Wizz Air

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you call a pig on the Beach?

Bay-Con

Why are pigs such early risers?

Did you ever try to shut off a rooster