What's a barber's favourite kind of holiday?

Cruising on a clipper.

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What do heavily-armored army vehicles celebrate for the holidays?

Tanksgiving

How fast can Klingon's run?

About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.

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What do you call a group of zombies watching The Sixth Sense while on a cruise?

High Seas Dead People

What is Tom's favorite kind of joyride?

A cruise