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What's a barber's favourite kind of holiday?

Cruising on a clipper.

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Holiday Jokes More Holiday Jokes

Why did the man with acute bronchitis go on holiday?

Because he had a wee cough

Why can't rappers take holidays?

They always forget Tupac.

Cruise Jokes More Cruise Jokes

What do you call a line dancer on a cruise?

A. An Ocean "Liner"

Why did Katie Holmes get rid of her fancy car?

She got tired of all that Cruise control.