Because there's no L.
Kawaii
Poland
For those of us that struggle with our family perhaps this will help break the ice.
Tanksgiving
They always forget Tupac.
U2
Nativities.
He was snowden
Costa Deli-Sol
A vaccation
Because he had a wee cough
The ultra-sound guy. Who takes over when hes on holiday? The hip-replacement guy
Frants!
A merry dairy!
Their bigotry.
Stingapore!
Koala Lumpur.
They were all born on holidays.
The Dead Sea.
About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.
Alpaca ya bags.
Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...
Cruising on a clipper.
I've never paid $50 to have a potato on my face.
I PAID GOOD MONEY TO IMPRISON THEM
Because they like to pump kin.
As John Cena because you can't see them.
Because they can't even.
A Roamin' Catholic.
Hoppy disks!
Because it was Frigid
Chinko De Mayo
Micromanagement!
Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher
Kawaii Five-0
His toga size went from L to XL.
An elk. He's got the E. the L. and the K.
