Because there's no L.
Kawaii
Poland
For those of us that struggle with our family perhaps this will help break the ice.
Tanksgiving
They always forget Tupac.
U2
Nativities.
He was snowden
Costa Deli-Sol
A vaccation
Because he had a wee cough
The ultra-sound guy. Who takes over when hes on holiday? The hip-replacement guy
Frants!
A merry dairy!
Their bigotry.
Stingapore!
Koala Lumpur.
They were all born on holidays.
The Dead Sea.
About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.
Alpaca ya bags.
Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...
Cruising on a clipper.
Because we gave them that L in 1776.
The person who shouted "Give me an L!"
They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving
The screens keep on filling up with white-out.
Him: Water Me: No, my personality.
They prefer a Target.
CORALL!
Rick Grimes has two I's....
The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.
Hogwarts!
Me: Drunk!
Hallowieners!
Christmas, Carl
A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.
Cross traffic doesn't stop.
