Rabbit replies "This is a westinghouse, isn't it "
His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.
He didn't have the hare fare.
The pig replies, "I won her in a raffle."
Asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.