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What should i do now?

To which the boss replies "We're out of shovels. Go lean on something else!"

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Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

Why does the boss put clocks under employee's desk?

Because he wanted them to work over-time

What did the drunk say when his boss enquired about his availability?

Yeah, I'm av**ale**able.

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?

You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.

What does the Farmer say when he is searching his shovel?

Where is my shovel

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

How's your head?

Don't reply with "No man has ever complained."

What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."