What should i do now?

To which the boss replies "We're out of shovels. Go lean on something else!"

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Why did you call off yesterday?

Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.

Why are you home so early?

Me: My boss told me to go to hell

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Why did I need to bring a shovel on my first date?

Clearly the chloroform wasn't enough.

What should i do now?

To which the boss replies "We're out of shovels. Go lean on something else!"

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What you got there?

Not sure", replies the fellow, "But you have got to try-a-lil'-bite!"

When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."