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What should i do now?

To which the boss replies "We're out of shovels. Go lean on something else!"

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Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him?

I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......

What did the drunk say when his boss enquired about his availability?

Yeah, I'm av**ale**able.

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

What do you call a man with a shovel on his head?

Dug

Why did I need to bring a shovel on my first date?

Clearly the chloroform wasn't enough.

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How much is a dozen bananas?

Ampnbsp And the cashier replies: &ampnbsp -Twelve bananas

What does TTYL mean?

I replied, "Talk to you later". So she responded, "No! Talk to me now! What does it mean "