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What should i do now?

To which the boss replies "We're out of shovels. Go lean on something else!"

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What do you call the boss hit by a shrink ray?

Micromanagement!

Which shampoo is that?

My Boss: This is inappropriate Me: Your skin is so... My Boss:*Turns off shower* OUT!

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How you turn a washer into a snow blower?

Hand her a shovel

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

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When people say 'oh, you're still single?

I like to reply with 'wow, you're still married ' I'm popular.

What are we waiting for?

The doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."