How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?

Give her a shovel!

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What is a NYC nanosecond?

If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.

Why did Woodrow Wilson take a long time to turn around?

Because he could only make 14 point turns.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow thrower?

Give her a shovel.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow remover?

Give her a shovel...

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine