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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?

Give her a shovel!

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Why did the faucet turn on?

It was feeling.

How do you turn a fox into a cow?

Marry it

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

What did one shovel say to the other during a recurring fight?

Can we just bury this?

What's more fun then swinging a baby on a clothes line?

Stopping it with a shovel.

Dishwasher Jokes More Dishwasher Jokes

How does a dishwasher make his money?

Panhandling

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?

Give her a shovel!