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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?

Give her a shovel!

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When is a school paper not a school paper?

When it's turned into the teacher.

When is a computer like a blonde?

When it goes down on you as soon as you turn it on.

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

Doug

What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow remover?

Give her a shovel...

Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.