How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?

Give her a shovel!

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How many idiots does it take to change a light bulb?

Five - one to hold the bulb, and four to turn his ladder

Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

Doug

What's more fun then swinging a baby on a clothes line?

Stopping it with a shovel.

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How does a dishwasher make his money?

Panhandling

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?

Give her a shovel!