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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?

Give her a shovel!

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How do you turn German beer into American Beer?

Drink it

Why did the kittens turn atheist?

Coz their eyes opened.

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What's the difference between a normal ambulance and a skydiving ambulance?

Well, a normal ambulance is usually a van with a stretcher in the back. A skydiving ambulance A bucket and a shovel.

What do you call a man with a shovel on his head?

Dug

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow remover?

Give her a shovel...

How do you know a blonde has been using a dishwasher?

A.It's cloged up with paper plates.