How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow remover?

Give her a shovel...

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How do we get in?

Obi-Wan: We'll be stealthy. *turns on huge, glowing laser sword*

How do you win a late night argument with your deaf wife?

You turn off the lights.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow thrower?

Give her a shovel.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

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Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

How do you fix the dishwasher?

Smack her.