How you turn a washer into a snow blower?

Hand her a shovel

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How do you turn tap water into holy water?

You boil the HELL out of it! Har har har.

Why do stop lights turn red?

You would turn red too if you had to change in front of everybody.

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When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

What part of your hand is the most salty?

The NaCls

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What did one shovel say to the other during a recurring fight?

Can we just bury this?

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

Doug

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What is the difference between a girl and a washer?

The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.

What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!

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Why did the snowman take his pants off?

He heard the snow blower was coming.

What did the snowman do when he saw a snow blower go by?

Pull down his pants.