Who would win in a fight?

A bicycle wheel or an old book Well, it's hard to say. One's pumped and the other's ripped.

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What do Americans do immediately after winning the World Cup (Soccer)?

Turn off the Playstation.

Why did the unicycle win the race?

Because the bicycle was two tired.

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What kind of tie is best to wear in a fight?

Muay Thai

What do you call a reptile who anyways starts fights?

An Insti-Gator

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How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

What do they do in West Virginia for Halloween?

Pump Kin

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Whole Foods?

Ripped off.

How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.