Who would win in a fight?

A bicycle wheel or an old book Well, it's hard to say. One's pumped and the other's ripped.

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Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

Who would win in a fight, Michael J. Fox or Taylor Swift?

Michael J. Fox he would just shake it off.

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Who would win a fight between an octopus and a shark?

The octopus because it is well armed.

Who would win in a fight?

A bicycle wheel or an old book Well, it's hard to say. One's pumped and the other's ripped.

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What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

How does a physicist exercise?

By pumping ion!

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Whole Foods?

Ripped off.

Where did Christ get his ripped abs?

Cross fit