Who would win in a fight?

A bicycle wheel or an old book Well, it's hard to say. One's pumped and the other's ripped.

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Why does Mitt Romney never win at Jenga?

Because he takes too much from the bottom and middle and gives it to the top.

What do Philadelphia Eagles fans do after they win the superbowl?

Turn of madden and go to bed. (I'm an eagles fan)

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Why do audiophiles nerver loose a fight?

Because they're lossless.

What is the first rule of Womans fight club?

Never tell anyone what are you so mad about

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How do you pump up a room full of shy introverts?

LETS GET READY TO MUMBLE!!!

How does a physicist exercise?

By pumping ion!

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What do you call a bad hairdresser who is also very expensive?

A rip-off.

What's the fastest way to get a ripped body?

Take highwhey.