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Who would win in a fight?

A bicycle wheel or an old book Well, it's hard to say. One's pumped and the other's ripped.

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How do you win the vegetable race?

You need to get ahead of lettuce

What do you call a penguin that can't win?

A peng-lose!

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What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

What does Delia Smith say when she wants to fight a road?

Let's be avenue.'

Pump Jokes More Pump Jokes

Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred?

Because they pump-kin

How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

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How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.

What did one toilet roll say to another toilet roll?

People keep ripping me off.