Pump Jokes

What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

$19.99

What do Hillbillies do for Halloween?

Pump kin

Who would win in a fight?

A bicycle wheel or an old book Well, it's hard to say. One's pumped and the other's ripped.

What do they do in West Virginia for Halloween?

Pump Kin

How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

How do red necks celebrate Halloween?

Pump kin

How do you pump up a room full of shy introverts?

LETS GET READY TO MUMBLE!!!

How does a physicist exercise?

By pumping ion!

You might also enjoy:

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

Why aren't burgers the least bit scared of Halloween?

They're used to people 'goblin' them!

Hutterite Jokes More Hutterite Jokes

What do Hutterites do on Halloween?

Pump-kin

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call a deer that likes rain?

A rain-deer. I know it's terrible.

What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs?

I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you call a sentinel with three hands?

A watchman.

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Whats the difference between love, ture love, and showing off?

Spit, sallow, and gargle.

What kind of a friar loves philosophy?

A deep friar.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

Celebrate Jokes More Celebrate Jokes

Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

Why does Marx support New Years Eve celebrations?

Well, it's got everyone out and about, celebrating another revolution.....

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

An alarm cluck!

I had a dream that I was a muffler last night.

I woke up exhausted!