Pump Jokes

What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

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What do Hillbillies do for Halloween?

Pump kin

Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred?

Because they pump-kin

Who would win in a fight?

A bicycle wheel or an old book Well, it's hard to say. One's pumped and the other's ripped.

How do you pump a Republican for information?

With a plunger.

What do they do in West Virginia for Halloween?

Pump Kin

How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

How do red necks celebrate Halloween?

Pump kin

How do you pump up a room full of shy introverts?

LETS GET READY TO MUMBLE!!!

How does a physicist exercise?

By pumping ion!

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How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up?

He uses Hare Spray.

What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

Hutterite Jokes More Hutterite Jokes

What do Hutterites do on Halloween?

Pump-kin

West Virginia Jokes More West Virginia Jokes

Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

What does a West Virginia couple do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why do slovaks don't like Czechs?

They prefer cash.

What animal would you most like to be on a cold day?

A little otter

Gas Pump Jokes More Gas Pump Jokes

What did the robot say to the gas pump?

Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!

What did the alien say to the gas pump?

Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you!

Pump Kin Jokes More Pump Kin Jokes

What do Hillbillies do for Halloween?

Pump kin

Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

Inbreed Jokes More Inbreed Jokes

What do you call bread baked in the south?

Inbred

What type of dog suffers from being inbred?

A hotdog

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You pa- pa- poker face, pa- pa- poker face!

Why did the man sleep under the tractor?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.