Pump Jokes

What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

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What do Hillbillies do for Halloween?

Pump kin

Who would win in a fight?

A bicycle wheel or an old book Well, it's hard to say. One's pumped and the other's ripped.

What do they do in West Virginia for Halloween?

Pump Kin

How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

How do red necks celebrate Halloween?

Pump kin

How do you pump up a room full of shy introverts?

LETS GET READY TO MUMBLE!!!

How does a physicist exercise?

By pumping ion!

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Gas Station Jokes More Gas Station Jokes

Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.

What's wrong honey?

My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*

Pumpkin Jokes More Pumpkin Jokes

Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

What's with the knives?

Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin

Spare Time Jokes More Spare Time Jokes

What do peasants do in their spare time?

They serf

What does a mod do in their spare time?

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Celebrate Jokes More Celebrate Jokes

What do heavily-armored army vehicles celebrate for the holidays?

Tanksgiving

How did the Norse god of mischief celebrate his birthday?

With a low-key event

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?

Roberto.

What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

Luters.

Arkansa Jokes More Arkansa Jokes

Where do pirates go after they are thrown out of Kansas?

Arkansas

How do you know that toothpaste was invented in Arkansas?

Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste.

Inflation Jokes More Inflation Jokes

Why is it more expensive to use air pumps nowadays?

Inflation

Why couldn't the birthday clown make balloon animals for the children?

With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore.

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to?

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.

What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?

A wake-up call!