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How does a physicist exercise?

By pumping ion!

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How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

What is a guy with ED favorite saying?

I'm going to PUMP YOU UP!

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What did the atom say when it lost an electron?

I better keep an ion that.

What did the detective particle say to the suspect particle?

I got my ion you.