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How does a physicist exercise?

By pumping ion!

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What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

What is a guy with ED favorite saying?

I'm going to PUMP YOU UP!

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What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!

What do you call an ion that also raps?

Fluoride, duh.