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How do red necks celebrate Halloween?

Pump kin

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Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why did Blacula get kicked out of a Yale Halloween party?

The party was for "Wights only."

Who did the philosophy major ask out for the Halloween dance?

Nobody. He was too 'Freud.

Pump Jokes More Pump Jokes

Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred?

Because they pump-kin

How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

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How do red necks celebrate Halloween?

Pump kin