How do you pump up a room full of shy introverts?

LETS GET READY TO MUMBLE!!!

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit!

Which one do you let in?

The dog, once he's in, he shuts up!

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What do you call a credit union volunteer in a room full of bank directors?

A superior being.

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

Pump Jokes More Pump Jokes

What did the pumpkin say after waking up his family?

Awaken, my pump-

Why do redneck men enjoy Halloween so much?

They love to pump kin.