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How do you please an Amish woman?

Give her two Mennonite

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Why did the Amish woman divorce her husband?

Because he was driving her buggy.

Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

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What do all Amish women want?

2 Mennonite.

Why did the Amish woman divorce her husband?

Because he was driving her buggy.

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How do you please a Mennonite woman?

2 Mennonite**

What is an Hommish woman's fantasy?

Two Mennonite