How do you please an Amish woman?

Give her two Mennonite

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What is every Amish woman's dream?

Two Mennonite.

What do all Amish girls want?

Two Mennonite

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What do all Amish women want?

2 Mennonite.

Why did the Amish woman divorce her husband?

Because he was driving her buggy.

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What do all Amish girls want?

Two Mennonite

How many Mennonites does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.