Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.
2 Mennonite**
Too Mennonite." - Hitchens
Two men a night.
Cause Seven ate Windows 9
Ten. Aye, aye, arr, and the seven seas.
None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
Two. One to screw in the bulb and another to talk about how complicated it was.
You made the chain too long in the kitchen.
Isn't it cooked
5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.
One but you should have seen the bulb it must have been THIS big.
Seven one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
None. They'll just stand in the dark talking about how good the old one was.
Three Men-A-Night
An amish driveby