Two Mennonite
Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.
2 Mennonite**
Because seven eight nine!
Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated!
They always want to play leap-frog with him.
2 Mennonite.
Over 9000.
It doesn't matter.
Three Men-A-Night
Because she was seeing too many Mennonite.
They must not like Kraft
I'd like a Corona, please.
Because he tryptophan.
Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".
Too Mennonite." - Hitchens
Two men a night.