Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.
Because she wanted to get rich milk.
He didn't want to show up for the finals
He was making a scene!
Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!
Too Mennonite." - Hitchens
One but you should have seen the bulb it must have been THIS big.
Four. One to change the bulb and three to make a t-shirt about it.
Actually agents will screw in just about anything.
Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.
Seven one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.
