Amish Girl Jokes

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What did the man say when he sat on a candle?

Fire in the hole!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

What does a guy drink when he wants to go out with a girl?

DATERADE

Mennonite Jokes More Mennonite Jokes

What is every Amish woman's dream?

Two Mennonite.

How do you please a Mennonite woman?

2 Mennonite**

Visitor Jokes More Visitor Jokes

What do you call a blonde on a college campus?

A visitor

Who got only one visitor his entire life, got banished from the family and still lurks around with hope?

Pluto.

Excommunicate Jokes More Excommunicate Jokes

Why was the Amish girl excommunicated?

Two men a night.

Why was the Amish girl excommunicated?

Too Mennonite." - Hitchens

Amish Jokes More Amish Jokes

What's the difference between the Amish and a Ferrari?

About 568 horses.

What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth?

A mechanic.

Cute Girl Jokes More Cute Girl Jokes

What's the difference between a punchline and a cute girl?

Sometimes I get the punchline

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

What did the Gregorian monk say when he was kicked out of the monastery?

Give me one more chants!

Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts?

He was caught playing with his broomstick.