Amish Girl Jokes

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Mennonite Jokes More Mennonite Jokes

What is every Amish woman's dream?

Two Mennonite.

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How do you please an Amish woman?

Give her two Mennonite

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Excommunicate Jokes More Excommunicate Jokes

Why was the Amish girl excommunicated?

Too Mennonite." - Hitchens

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Why was the Amish girl excommunicated?

Two men a night.

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Cute Girl Jokes More Cute Girl Jokes

What's the difference between a punchline and a cute girl?

Sometimes I get the punchline

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What do you call a cute girl in an Amish church?

A visitor.

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Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did the boy stand behind the horse?

He thought he might get a kick out of it!

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Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.

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What does the last man on earth watch on tv?

Reruns

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Visitor Jokes More Visitor Jokes

Who is consistently the best pro sports team to watch in Minnesota?

The visitors.

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What do you call a blonde on a college campus?

A visitor

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Amish Jokes More Amish Jokes

How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

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What's the most played song at Amish parties?

Churn Down For What

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Community Jokes More Community Jokes

What do you call the new policing strategy of communities such as Ferguson, Missouri?

A shot in the dark.

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What do you call an Optomitrist who is very highly thought of in his community?

Respectacle

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