Amish Girl Jokes

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the baby kangaroo not want to grow up?

It was a wannabe wallaby!

What does a midwestern farmer and a rapper have in common?

They both want to make it rain.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

What's the difference between a golf ball and a G spot?

A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.

Community Jokes More Community Jokes

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community.

What do you call an Optomitrist who is very highly thought of in his community?

Respectacle

Amish Jokes More Amish Jokes

What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth?

A mechanic.

How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

Cute Girl Jokes More Cute Girl Jokes

What's the difference between a punchline and a cute girl?

Sometimes I get the punchline

Excommunicate Jokes More Excommunicate Jokes

Why was the Amish girl excommunicated?

Too Mennonite." - Hitchens

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why was the socialist kicked from his party?

Because he was anti social.

Why did the arsonist get kicked off the basketball team?

He kept getting pyro-technicalities.

Visitor Jokes More Visitor Jokes

Who got only one visitor his entire life, got banished from the family and still lurks around with hope?

Pluto.

Who is consistently the best pro sports team to watch in Minnesota?

The visitors.