Amish Girl Jokes

How do you keep an amish girl happy?

Two men a night.

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Why was the Amish girl kicked out of her community?

Too Mennonite

Why was the Amish girl excommunicated?

Two men a night.

What do all Amish girls want?

Two Mennonite

Why was the Amish girl excommunicated?

Too Mennonite." - Hitchens

Why was the Amish girl shunned?

Too Mennonite.

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What does an Amish drive by shooting sound like?

Clop clop clop, bang bang, clop clop clop*

When an Amish buggy breaks down on the side of the road, who do they call?

Triple Hay

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call it when a man has a beer in each hand?

Irish handcuffs.

How many Police Officers does it take to handcuff one man?

Nine, Eight to shoot him and one to say he was very dangerous

Visitor Jokes More Visitor Jokes

Who got only one visitor his entire life, got banished from the family and still lurks around with hope?

Pluto.

What do you call a blonde on a college campus?

A visitor

Community Jokes More Community Jokes

Why was the Amish girl kicked out of her community?

Too Mennonite

What did the community do when there was an injustice involving law enforcement?

Black people took to the streets. White people took it to Reddit and complained about how nobody is doing anything about it.

Excommunicate Jokes More Excommunicate Jokes

Why was the Amish girl excommunicated?

Two men a night.

Why was the Amish girl excommunicated?

Too Mennonite." - Hitchens

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

What did the Christan principal say when she kicked a student out of school?

THE POWER OF CHRIST EXPELS YOU.

Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the man drink two beers with his lunch?

Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.

Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

Cute Girl Jokes More Cute Girl Jokes

What's the difference between a punchline and a cute girl?

Sometimes I get the punchline

What do you call a cute girl in an Amish church?

A visitor.