A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.
A-Men.
I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.
Some people say "nothing", but my stock portfolio's looking promising.
With a look over the shoulder.
He spends all of his time on the dashboard.
You spend a large fortune
When it's been sliced.
You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.
It'll take me about 20 minutes to get hard, I just got laid by some chick.
Co-worker: *Gives 20 minute dissertation on their gastro infection*