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What's the difference between a golf ball and a G spot?

A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Whats the odd one out?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

How do the Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

A crowbar.

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How awful do I look?

Him: You always look beautiful. Me: Do I need to put makeup on Him: Maybe just a... *stare* Him: No.

What do I look for in a car?

A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What are we going to spend 10 million dollars on?

Asks his wife. "31 black"

Why won't a black man go see a 3d movie?

He'd rather spend his money on a forty

Golf Ball Jokes More Golf Ball Jokes

When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?

When it's been sliced.

What's the difference between a golf ball and a G spot?

A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.

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How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

What does a fresh egg say when you try to hardboil it?

It'll take me about 20 minutes to get hard, I just got laid by some chick.