Explaining his wife.
Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?
Just-ice!
They were itentacle twins.
Hello, world" and "Goodbye, cruel world"
45
Co-worker: *Gives 20 minute dissertation on their gastro infection*
It'll take me about 20 minutes to get hard, I just got laid by some chick.
A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.
When it's been sliced.
People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.
His mother told him to hit the hay.
Wo
Anything you want, He can't hear you!