A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.
It'll take me about 20 minutes to get hard, I just got laid by some chick.
Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
WATERBOARDING!!!
So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.
One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.
Eric Clapton would never let an 8-ball fall out the window!
About thirty thousand dollars a year.
When it's been sliced.
Like that.
He was looking for a tight seal.
Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch
Who cares!